? Her Sassy boss? ?
? His Crazy secretary ??
Episode 1 ??❤️
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She let out yet, another loud Mõ@n, whimpering in pleasure, she blabbed unknown words, her hands gripped tightly to her B@@bs for support.
“Give it to me boo-boo, yes faster, faster!
Oh that’s it, am almost there…ah yes, that’s the spot.”
Audrey Mõ@ns and yelp in pleasure as she and her boyfriend: Williams, made love in the cool morning weather.
Suddenly her phone rang out causing them to curse as hour of their pleasure has been cut short.
Fuçk! Why do the phone have to ring now?
She bellowed smacking her head.
Williams pulled out of her an she made her way to get her phone.
“My boring sister!” Ugh, am sure she wants to bless my life with all her curses, so she can make her day more beautiful.
She announced rolling her eyes, Williams laughed out at her outburst.
I h@të that girl so much, who does she think she is?
Always calling us at the wrong time, let me guess, is Clara on the phone and am certain she is going to scream at you, telling you all sort of lies about me.
I mean, baby do you even need a job? I mean job are stupid, for a girl.
Who needs job these days? Audrey, i think you are good with me, we are going to keep having good sëx baby!
“Audrey rolled her eyes hard at his remark.”
We are talking about my sister here, so please be careful what you say or else, am gonna Fuçk you hard till you die.
Well then, i don’t dying while having have sëx with you all day, you know me, am always in and ready an set to go.
“Am a sëx addict, a proud one at that,” Williams bragged joyfully.
She laughed, and shook her head.
“Hello big sis!” She screamed joyfully.
“Don’t tell me that you are with that Williams this early morning.”
Clara barked through the phone.
Okay! Fine, i won’t tell you… I won’t tell you that i was out having good sëx with Williams, my boo-boo, this very early and lovely morning,” replied Audrey with a smirk.
“I can feel you smirking Audrey. Am d@mn serious, that guy is no good.”
He’s a fool, with small d_1ck i tell you, leave him already.
Audrey took a deep breath; okay! Okay! Calm down Clara, am obviously fine with this man. Besides what made you that think he has a small d_1ck?
“So now, what will happen to your interview?”
You are supposed to be there by 7am.
Look here young lady, am done taking care of your sorry @$$, same with dad, so please for the 20th time, try and make this 20th job interview count, please.
“Okay! Okay! Okay!”
Am going home now, so i can change for the interview, not to worry I’ll be fast, and i will try my best to go for the interview today.
Well that’s your business. One more thing, make sure you come with your clothes and don’t bother to think of wearing my clothes, you dirty pig; she yelled cutting the call in rage.
Jeez! That lady needs help somebody to date,
I h@të to admit it, but she’s right.
I need this job do badly. She she whispered to herself.
This is all your fault Williams, if you haven’t seduced me, i would have been there before 7am.
Jeez Williams you are so good at what you do; she said biting her lower lips.
That’s why you will keep being my boo-boo for live; said she in a Bîtchy tune.
She swiftly rushed over to her dirty gown and picked it from the floor,
apparently the dress was stained all over with sperm sperm from Williams.
“Aside from that, Audrey has always been a girl who owns three clothes which were all gowns by the way.”
She owns only two P@ntiës( underwear) which she normally wears, one for her menses and the other, well… She literally turned it into a ribbon which she normally use to pack her dirty hair in ponytail.
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I hurriedly picked up my gown as fast as i could and wore it without much hesitation.
I then kissed my Willy good bye before running out of his house.
God, today is surely going to be busy, still can’t believe Clara’s friend could pull this strings off.
So today am going for an interview to one of the biggest and richest company in New York City: “ It’s called Sky Enterprise, a very simple name, which i like.”
I actually saw the announcement on the internet and then applied for the position of an assistant with the help of Nina, Clara’s friend.
Other positions were in displayed, but she thought i will be cool with an assistant.
“I know my sister h@tës Willy so much! One because she feels his a sëx addict, and also a bad influence to me, but she’s wrong, Willy is the best thing that ever happened to me, an am certain because he’s the only guy that have ever saw me attractive and accepted on dating me.”
“Well! Am a different person, according to some people, eg my sister, she claimed i was brought in by some alien.”
A therapist actually claimed that i am diagnosed with stylomnonsensedon’tknowwhatheissaying syndrome…
He claimed the symptom are my silly and naughty behaviour, lol that’s not what he calls it but i don’t know how to pronounce it so am gonna call it wh@tëver i want.
I just think he is a fool who have no idea about what he is saying, am perfectly fine if you ask me.
He explained my condition as a step by step process, he said my hoarse voice is part of the step one process, and then the part two process is the sign of dirtiness.
I mean, yeah am dirty but if anyone will agree with me, dirtiness is part of life, same way cleanliness is part of life.
“Can you imagine him calling me a dirt person?”
I felt insulted, yeah it’s true that am a dirty person but i will never stand and watch anyone call me dirty!
Now am short of clothes, all my clothes are dirty, when i say all, i mean three of them are literally dirty.
“so i have only three clothes, one is stained with menstrual flow, and the other is kinda torn and the last one is on my body right .”
Ugh! I also need to wash my hair, d@mn i haven’t wash it for a month!
And hmm, It’s smells bad, and i can’t think of putting comb to my hair because i would be in tears, an Clara said not to wear her clothes, am sure she has locked her door already.
“What a stingy girl, a stingy sister. ”
I think i will just have to go with daddy’s suit, d@mn that suit would be so large for my body.
I know just what to do, i will have to clip and fold the clothe up..
‘Walla! Problem solved’
I can’t afford to loose this job, although i doubt i will get it since nobody want to employ someone like me, is as if i am cursed.
I think i am, i am cursed, but who may have cursed an angel like me?
I suddenly throw out into a fit of uncontrollable laughter when i realize the nonsense, i have just said. Nobody cursed me, am just being Audrey.
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#Sky_Enterprise ??
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I walk in to the company with my father’s long suit which i folded up to my elbows.
I must really look foolish and unpresentable but what the Füçk do i care?
I just need the job and that’s all.
“I was stopped by the security but then i made it known to them that i was here for the job.”
Those jerks still had to check me up like five good times before i was let in, different glares and stared was narrowed to my skin but hell no, who cares about people and their thought?
Definitely not me! If there’s one thing i have learnt in life, is to ignore humans negative thoughts and words.
I was directed by the receptionist on where the interview was taking place and i must confess it too me a lot of minute before i found the place.
Jeez this company is huge. On reaching there i met about, or more than 200 hundred people waiting for the interview.
“The hall was so huge, enormous and delectable to the eyes.”
Oh my goodness, ‘delectable’ jeez Audrey you may be a drop out from college but you still gat it, you’re still smart baby girl.
The hall was filled with so many people, everyone i came in contact with, all stared at me with mixed reactions, they all kept avoiding me like i was a plague.
I know fully well that it has to do with dad’s suit.
Well i wouldn’t blame them, i was the only one wearing an over sized suit that was folded to my elbows, imagine how hilarious i am looking right now.
Suddenly a god strolled in, he looks so finer, just like the magazine, d@mn he is looking so hot!
Right inside of me, i felt heat, seeing this sëxy man really knocked me off my feet.
His face has a cold and sassy, very sassy but striking appearance.
He strolled right in to the hall, with a beautiful lady by his side, am thinking she should be his slutty secretary because he is so hot to not wanna get laid by him.
“Hello everyone, as you know, am Skylar Fernandez; the owner of this very company.”
He spoke out as if he were addressing the whole country: he spoke with a hoarse voice, just like mine but d@mn his was Fuçking hotter and manly than mine, mine is sëxy not hoty.
I found myself licking my lips and index fingers as he addresses us all.
Am sorry that things will have to turn out this way, but it turns out that my assistant is actually a fool, who doesn’t know how to do his job properly.
He clench his teeth an tightened his fist as he glared at no one in particular.
The truth is…only one person is needed for the job, an am sorry some of you have come from afar, all because of this job, however am only going to be picking one person for the place of an assistant.
So starting from the people on my left hand, thank you all for coming, but you may now leave my company.
WTF!! I turned to his left hand side an realize that it was where i was standing.
He therefore asked the security men to help them all out of the company.
What the Fuçk! Shoot this is not good for me,” I murmured inwardly.
I need to make a move, I can’t possibly let myself loose this job, i have come so far. Like this is the longest i have stayed in a company even before interview: the last interview i went, i woke up in the police cell.
I stylishly sneak myself from the position that I was standing, then moved to the other side; which is his(Skylar) right hand side.
And luckily for me no one took notice of me that should be because am aveey sneaky dog, am pretty very good at being sneaky.
I watch in pity as the security men helped them out of the company; slowly i moved myself to the end of the roll, so that i could be noticed easily by him.
An as soon as he got to the end of the role, that was formed by the people in the front: the Boss (Skylar) took note of me, he walked a bit closer to my direction and stared at me in a very funny manner
his pretty glowing eyes couldn’t hide his disgust an amazement, suddenly he burst into a fit of uncomfortable laughter.
“Who the hell is this monkey?”
He inquired from no one in particular.
He laughed out hard, this time he was holding unto his stomach.
As soon as he laughed out, everyone present turned their gaze to my direction and also burst out in laughter.
“I suddenly felt ashamed of myself, i wanted to dig the ground and die inside, but suddenly a lady held unto my hand and smiled warmly at me.
That smile alone kinda calmed my nerves, at least not everyone here thinks am a weirdo hunting for a job.
I raise my head and watch in out most amazement as he laughed out hard; from his eyes down to his chin, then up to his facial look, his beauty became more perfect than there ever were.
“Who would have thought that he could smile so happily?”
He stopped laughing and turning back to address the others with his eyes, suddenly they all quit their awful laughter.
Let just say not all of them quit laughing at me; as one of them held tightly to his stomach and kept on laughing uncontrollably, his laugh alone made me almost started laughing myself.
Mr Skylar turned over to him in anger, it was written all over his face that he was mad at the lunatic for laughing so hard.
“Hey you!…” who gave you the right, the guts to laugh at another?
You can’t even do your job properly well
You know what! Your present disgust me!
you are fired, starting from now cease being my assistant, as it is, i was actually in need of a new assistant only because you couldn’t do your job properly.
I asked you to make an announcement that we are in need of an second assistant, “so i could have extra hand but you went on to announce that we are in need of different position in the office, what sort of an assistant are you?”
Emily, i want you to see to it that John here is no longer going to be working here, and also make sure to give him a bad review, so that he would never be able to work as an assistant to any company, make sure you do that.
“Yes sir, I’ll do just that” replied his secretary with a flirty smile.
“As soon as he was done addressing her and his ex assistant, he turned his gaze back at us with a harden face.”
I want everyone of you, apart from you: he pointed at me!
You the ugly monkey with huge clothes.
I want everyone of you to leave my company this instant.
“Hey you! Ugly monkey, i don’t know what kinda jungle you came from but you got the job of an assistant.” He said with his hands fixed at me.
I stood there lost in another world, my mouth left apart.
“What the butt….”
Holy crap! I just gat the job, for the first time in my entire life, i gat a job.
I screamed loud in my head, i was so full of joy, i wanted to scream to dance to jump but i have to hold it in, i wouldn’t want my chances of getting a job totally failed.
“Thank you so much sir, you won’t regret employing me. I beamed in joy.”
But honestly speaking, i knew the man would regret employing, like am a total mess.
“Am lol worthy ”
And for the rest of you, you can leave now.. That’s all for today, Emily take this ugly monkey up and let her know her job in this company, if she messes around, you are fired alongside her.
Is that clear to you?
“Yes sir!” She nodded.
Everyone kept murmuring, some were left in tears, as they approached the exit door
I felt pity, but they deserved it for laughing at me.
Sir Skylar please don’t do this to me, please.
The lady who held unto my hand pleaded on her knees.
I came here all the way from New Orleans, i am a single mother who is just looking for the perfect way to train my daughter in school, please help me out.
I don’t mind cleaning, anything at all, please! just help me; she beseeched in tears.
“And how is that my problem?” Asked Mr Skylar.
Because no matter how hard a human is, he will always a soft spot for a mother,” replied the woman in tears.
He stared at her with a little bit of compassion, but that reaction disappeared.
He narrowed his gaze to his secretary then turned back to the woman.
Go and meet my secretary, give Emily your account details and she will send you an amount of $3 million USD, i hope that is enough to help you and your daughter.
She gasped an so did i, i couldn’t believe a man who was heartless enough to fire many, has the heart to help out in this manner.
Yes! Oh yes! Is very much enough.
Thank you Sir Skylar, may you be happy, i pray for you that God will gift you a gift that will give you joy, and peace of mind.
I really appreciate your kindness towards me. God bless you, my dear.
God doesn’t have such power woman, he can’t give me such a gift, all the same you are welcome.
Emily did as she was told an the woman bid me good bye before leaving.
He turned his back to leave with Emily by his side, and before i could say a word Emily: his secretary sneezed, an turns out, her saliva sprinkle on a part of him.
That act alone got me laughing, i swiftly arranged my face as he arched to get a view of her face, his eyes held a fierce look, his eyes turned so red, like red wine and boom!
He exploded quivering in anger.
“How dare you? He asked.”
I am so so sorry sir, please forgive me, it was a mistake. It won’t happen ever again
She pleaded on her knees, it wasn’t long before tears trickled down her cheeks.
You are very right, it won’t happen again because you are fired.
Get out of here, I don’t want to set my eyes on you ever again.
Ugly monkey, you got the job, you are going to replace Emily and become my secretary from now on.
Emily get your things out this instant.
“Clarke! he called out.”
“Yes sir! Do you need anything?”
Get Adam down here, tell him to prepare, my new secretary, Emily has just been fired. Oh and also, get one of those cleaners down here, tell Adam to train the cleaner also, cause he’s going to become my new assistant.
Also tell Adam to send them half of their salaries, most especially to my new secretary.
Alright sir but you don’t know if she has all the qualities of being a secretary.
Mr Clarke explained taking few glance at me.
I don’t care if she doesn’t have the complete qualities, just employ her for now, after all, she won’t last two weeks in this company, i just need a clown to make me laugh for the main time.
Everything happened like movie to me, and that was how i knew that i need to be careful while dealing with my new and sassy boss.
He’s one hell of a maniac, i need the proper plan to deal with him and keep this job.
If he thinks he’s sassy well then, am in need of a medical check -up baby.
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