. THE CEO’S
BLOCKHEADED
WIFE??
*She’s stubborn and Sassy???
__But she’s still his baby?♥️??
Billionaire Romance
Comedy?
Rated 18+
Don’t Copy Or Repost!!!
Written by Nnenna
CHAPTER SIX
Oh. My. God.
How did I miss that? Sh|t! So, they’re trying to tell me that my prince charming, the one I’ve been having sleeplessness night for over a month now, the same person who saved me that night from those men, my Mr. Brave, my Mr. Handsome is the same person as the foolish CEO, the one who gets duped all the time. The one who loses money each year because of his childish brain?
Ha!! Haaaa!!! I grabbed my hair, I was going crazy. Aggghhh!! No, that can’t be true. So you mean to say that I’ve been in love with the foolish CEO this whole time?
“What’s wrong with you Carmen?” My father asked tapping my shoulder but I didn’t stop shaking my head. It can’t be. The handsome CEO__no I mean the foolish CEO have been with me this whole time and I never knew about it.
All the insults I’ve given to that man replayed in my head, the one I said infront of him too came haunting me and the way I spoke to his parents tickled my sides. I wanted the ground to open so I can fall inside.
Sh|t! Sh|t! How did I not know of it? I was angry. I glared at him. “Why didn’t you tell me that you’re the Foolish CEO?” I asked.
“What?”
“Why didn’t you tell me that you’re that person who is so foolish in everything you do!” I screamed.
“Carmen! What’s wrong with you?”my father asked me while we both exchanged hard glares.
I wanted to melt already. I can’t believe that I have been dreaming of sleeping with the foolish CEO.
The soft girlie man who did nothing but trust people foolishly, is the same man that saved me, that I’m in love with and I’ve been wanting to marry this whole time.
“Behave yourself Carmen.” My father warned but how can I behave? I sprang up and came over to his side. “Carmen, what are you doing?” My father asked but I ignored him.
“Follow me. We need to talk.” I tugged at his side but he didn’t even look at me. “I said follow me now!!”
“Is everything okay?” His sister, Bernadette asked me and I rolled my eyes at her. I was angry with her. Why did she call him the foolish CEO infront of everyone? Is she not foolish too? Everyone is foolish in their own ways, so why call him that so recklessly. I think I’m the only one who has the right to call him a foolish CEO. And no one else. I wanted to scratch her face with my long nails so badly.
“I’m not talking to you.” I said bluntly instead, I h@të her already. I was suppressing the feeling of jumping into her and pounding her like I wanted.
“Carmen!!” My father yelled getting up from his seat. “I think it’s time we leave Mr. Alejandro, uhm, Carmen is not in a very good mood now.”
“I think she is. Aren’t you Carmen?” Louisa butted in, giving me a childish gaze. I glared back. I think I’m in a glaring competition now because everyone was glaring at me, maybe they wanted me to back off and behave but why would I? I’ve been training myself for hard glares all my life. And this is the time to put my hardwork into good use.
“Carmen is so energetic.” One of the men suddenly said.
“Yeah, so suitable for my son, Ricardo.” Mr. Alejandro said giving warm smiles to my father.
I scoffed. Suitable? I will show them what suitable is…the stupid idiot who have been ignoring me, I grabbed his ear and squeezed.
A loud groan escaped his lips. “Arrrgghh!!” He groaned but I didn’t let go.
“So will you follow me now or are you going to keep ignoring me?”
RICARDO’S POV
I wanted to escape to a far away place. Everything irritated me. Everything pissed me off and my two sisters made it worse.
“Stop it? We didn’t know that you’re so deeply in love with Miss Carmen, Ricardo.” My mother said while everyone began to laugh tipping me off, making me feel like a fool.
I brought this upon myself, I was running away from a frying pan and ended up into the fire. Isn’t that foolishness? And they didn’t even give me a bride but a teenage bride. How am I supposed to cope with her? Speaking of coping? our eyes met and she was staring at me with those cute eyes of hers, watching everyone who was speaking.
I guess she still doesn’t get what’s going on. Her dumb head won’t let her reason. I bet she’s still mistaking me for my unimaginary brother.
Even if I’m going to marry someone young, why this dumb one? __But she’s cute, very beautiful and inviting but she looks so small and frail.
How can I live with her? What if she starts crying sometimes in the future? What am I supposed to feed her? Milk? Eeyish! She looks like someone who still needs to suckle. How is she even going to be my wife. Take care of the house and children, yes, did they even think about that?
“But isn’t she brave Louisa? I bet she’s gonna cut him down on his foolish attitude.” My sister Bernadette said, putting me off balance. She’s so good at taunting me all the time. Earlier, before I met Carmen, she was the one who had been yelling my head off and now she’s back again to haunt me.
“Bernadette, stop that.”Mom said to her.
She insisted, eyeing Carmen, she blurted. “But that’s true mom. He’s so foolish. I guess she doesn’t know that he’s called the foolish CEO.”
Foolish CEO…hearing that name for the umpteenth time today made me want to lose it. But since I couldn’t act on my feelings, it began to eat me up. I wanted to cry but crying? Infront of these men? Hell no! At least I can do it infront of these men but not infront of Carmen. What would she think of me.
I casted my eyes at her and she was glaring at me with a surprised look on her face. Meaning that she finally get it. I’m the foolish CEO whom she whined about not getting married to.
That I’m the same human being she have been badmouthing all these time. The one she didn’t want to get married to. The one she have been trying to avoid all along is the same person she’s getting married to!
What’s she gonna do now? Back out? I bet she won’t want to marry me again? And that was confirmed when she suddenly grabbed her hair, flinging from side to side while everyone watched.
She was shaking, spinning, being all dramatic, even though the situation wasn’t funny at all, seeing her act all dramatic made me want to laugh out loud.
Then like a witch, her eyes fell on me. My heart skipped. She was giving me the same glares she gave me earlier as she force-asked me to marry her.
“Why didn’t you tell me that you’re the Foolish CEO?” She asked cutting through me.
So unsure of what to answer as eyes fell on me, “What?” I mumbled. For a moment, her eyes made me feel intimidated, I mean, why can that small creature make me feel so bad? Her eyes are as sharp as that of a thief.
“Why didn’t you tell me that you’re that person who is so foolish in everything you do!” She screamed and I wanted to run. To run away from everyone.
I’ve been called foolish by everyone but it didn’t hurt me so much until now. Hearing it from this teenage girl made me want to die. To be better. To fight back but I lost my words.
I ignored her. I watched as her father scolded her but I guess she’s a stubborn type, she stood up and came towards me.
“Follow me. We need to talk.” I heard her voice behind me, she tugged at me but I still ignored her. I have nothing to say to a teenage dumb girl like her. “I said follow me now!!” Her authoritative voice rang out.
I wonder what she used to feel like each time she orders people around. Why? Is she that mighty? Is she this rude or is it because she’s angry because of the whole thing? Well, I’m angry too. We’re both angry so she should being childish and grow up!
She needs that if she really wants to get married to me! How am I even gonna sleep with her? The thought suddenly crossed my mind. This little thing? How am I gonna love her?
“Is everything okay?” My sister, Bernadette asked her as she kept tugging and shaking my chair, trying to pull me up.
“I’m not talking to you.” I heard her blunt voice and I shivered. She was speaking to Bernadette with no fear in her voice. No atom of respect at all!
“Carmen!!” Her father yelled getting up from his seat. “I think it’s time we leave Mr. Alejandro, uhm, Carmen is not in a very good mood now.”
“I think she is. Aren’t you Carmen?” Louisa butted in and it was like a staring competition for everyone.
What’s wrong with everyone? Why the silence? It’s making me wanna throw up.
“Carmen is so energetic.” One of the men suddenly said.
“Yeah, so suitable for my son, Ricardo.” My father replied smiling warmly towards her father.
Suitable? Are they kidding me? Is this what they call suitable?
How am I going to live with this suitable teenage girl then?
Buy her suitable toys and suitable teddy bears or maybe play suitable hide and seek games with her, maybe sing suitable lullaby all night before she can go to bed.
Or maybe hire a suitable nanny to babysit her for me.
Or maybe buy suitable baby formulas so my suitable wife can grow up healthily.
Such a cute suitable wife!
Suddenly, her hand reached for my ear and she squeezed, a very sharp pain latched on my ear transferring to my brain immediately. I groaned, the pain was out of this world.
Ahhhhh! What’s she doing? Won’t she let go? I think underestimated this little thing.
“Arrrgghh!!” I screamed out to everyone’s surprise.
Won’t she let go? My ear is burning? Is she going to keep squeezing like that?
“So will you follow me now or are you going to keep ignoring me?” She asked and I swear, that wasn’t the sweet teenage voice from earlier.
It was the voice of a gangster!
With my ear, she was pulling me up, I followed her in pain while she held onto my ear like it was her plaything.
It hurts! I wanted to scream but for who exactly? This little woman? That would be such a shame to my manhood but she’s holding onto it, twisting and driving it as she wanted.
“When I talk to you, you listen to me. That’s what you should do. That’s how we’re going to live together.” She was speaking as we cornered into a hallway and into the balcony, then she let me go dusting her arms.
“Eew!! Your ear is so soft like that of a girl. I almost tore it away.” She said cleaning her fingers on her clothes.
Really? My ear is so soft and she almost tore it away.
Just like that?
Why does she say things so easily? With so much power?
“Hey, mal contigo (what’s wrong with you?)” I asked rolling my eyes at her, rubbing my ear with one of my hand.
She scoffed. “What’s wrong with me? I feel like my head is about to explode any minute from now.”
Explode? Does her dumb head even explode? I smirked. “Did you just smirk at me?” She asked coming close to me.
“Why won’t I? I don’t know that blockheads like you can have their heads explode.” I said with a chuckle but I think I made her more angry.
“What did you just call me? A blockhead? Hey! I’m so wrong to have thought of you a as a prince charming when you’re nothing but a foolish child.”
Child? Huh. I clearly heard her call me that. This kid is calling me a child!
“A child still celebrating his fifth birthday.” She added, trying to be specific.
“What?”
“What?” She repeated after me. “Are you hard of hearing too?”
Wow! I guess I was wrong about her. This is not a kid. I gulped. She was looking at me as if she wanted to beat me any time from now. But why?
“You were so sweet earlier when you saw me, you were all over me, saying you wanted to marry me, your dumb head refused to reason with your small body until now. I guess you’re showing off your true colours now.”
“True colours?” She heaved and turned her back on me, being dramatic again, talking to herself and when she turned and cast her eyes at me, I swear, I wanted to run. “Do you even know why I’m angry at you?”
“Why? Because I’m so handsome and you have a crush on me because I saved you from last time?”
She was advancing towards me. “No?”
“Then what?!”
“I’m angry because everyone thinks you’re fool even when you’re such a sweet human being. Everyone thinks you’re dumb even when you’re dumber! Everyone thinks you are of no good even when you’re better than everyone I’ve ever met.
I h@të myself for calling you a foolish CEO!”
Okay? What’s happening? Why is she being so sweet with her words? Why is she acting all emotional now? I gulped. What’s she gonna do next?
She sighed. “I’m still gonna marry you.”
“No. You can’t. I don’t want to marry you. I don’t want to end up with a kid like you.”
“But you want to end up with Lucia right?” She snapped and I was lost for words.
Why are her words so direct and blunt at all times.
“Why_bri_ng Lucia into_into_this?” I stuttered as her eyes keep cutting through me like a knife.
“Why won’t I?” Her authoritative glares still working. “I need to know as your wife!”
We’re not even married yet! And she’s already making me feel like I’m a cheating husband.
I gulped.
I guess she doesn’t need baby formulas or nannies or toys, or lullabies or teddy bears. I think I’m the one who needs them right now.
What have I brought upon myself??
TO BE CONTINUED…
