THE GOLDDIGGER 🔞
EPISODE FIVE (5).
I accepted the massage. She told me to be on
only my con*dom boxers, which I did.
Ella was so good at the massage I even asked if
she was a masseuse.
she smiled and replied,
“am not, but for you Sonny I can be anything”
I just kept quiet and enjoyed the massage. I
eventually slept off and woke up the next
morning to an amazing aroma coming from the
kitchen.
Ella prepared yam and pepper sauce. I woke up
and had a shower. We ate the breakfast
together and washed it down with a hot choco
tea.
I got a call from a new number.
I picked the call hoping it was the girl I met on
the bus but it wasn’t her. It was a new voice. I
enquired to know who was calling.
Caller,
“My name is Ebuka from wetlife platform. I just
called to confirm if am talking to Mr. Hardguy
Mammanchi.
I replied,
” yes it’s me how can I help you”
Caller,
” you just won 2 million naira on our weekly
draw kindly send 50k to claim your cash price”
I laughed so loud that Ella had to ask if
everything was okay. I replied the caller.
“bro this is a lame format. Use 50k from my
2million and send the remaining cash price.
Never you try calling my line again”
I hanged up and Ella asked if everything was
cool I told her what happened on the phone and
she said,
“you should try and send the 50k who knows
this might be your chance of becoming a
millionaire”
I had to explain to her that it was just a scam
nothing is real. She later left my apartment to
attend to some work related stuffs.
The next week I had already packed to my new
apartment. The apartment came with many
advantages. Constant light, fully stocked freezer
monthly and no rent paying. She also placed me
on monthly allowance of 30k she calls it house
maintenance.
School started and Everything was moving cool
But very rough because the lectures were back
to back. I sometimes meet with Queen and put
her through calculations giving her hard timeB
Dorcas has been disturbing on coming over but
school was hard on us so we never had a
chance to meet.
I got invited to a birthday party by the girl I met
on the bus.(Linda) I had to squeeze time out for
that. I got to the address she sent to me it was
just an apartment nothing like party seems to
be going on there.
I called her and she came out and told me to
come in I asked if the party wasn’t gonna hold.
She smiled and said’
“you ask too many questions”
On entering into the house I was shocked to see
everywhere buzzing. It was actually a private
birthday party and the house was sound proof.
More of just the rich kids playing with money. It
wasn’t my kind of vibe I told Linda I will be
heading home and she suggested she comes
back home with me.
We took a bike back home and I was really
hungry I first made groceries the moment I
reached home. Linda was amazed by how
beautiful and clean my house looks.
Linda can’t cook, so she ordered fried rice and
chicken from a food vendor. The food tasted
amazing I enjoyed the meal. We sat down in the
palour to watched a movie.
It was a romantic Netflix movie they where
kissing and Linda said,
” this people can’t kiss”
I replied with a question
“can you do better “😋😋
As a bhad ba*ddie(gen-z) that she was instead
of answering she leaned forward and gave me a
French kiss for almost 5 minutes. While kis*sing
i grabbed her as*s and it was a banger.( another
banger in Rema’s name)
Linda has this cute face, fresh breathe, smooth
and clean body. She was slim not endowed her
melons where not even moderate but was okay
her backside I guess it’s still growing but she
had that Kim Kardashian kill*ler typa body.
😋😋
I carried her to the bedroom placed her on the
bed and started to do what I do best. Respecting
the melons first. They where small but very
sensitive she was just moving her body like
someone that was pos*sessed.
She came on her knees and honored the hungry
dragon sword.😋💧 Her mouth action was
extremely professional. Within some minutes
the dragon sword gave out some creams.💦
She still used her mouth and hands to bring it to
active mode.( set awon activator)
Linda made me respect slim girls.
When I shoved the highly protected dragon
sword into her peaceful temple of sweetness, it
accommodated every inch.(you dey whine me)
She was very flexible and ready to try every style
I gave her even the snake in the monkey
shadow style. She arrived the bus stop like four
(4) times before I reached mine.
Just when I wanted to rest she told me we need
a second lap. 😋😋
She was in charge of the second lap. It was an
experience that will never be forgotten.🤯🤯
She was a pro at all this b*d things but still
maintains an innocent face.🌚
My 200L wasn’t eventful at all just choked with
school activities. I had to break up with one of
my school moms she was demanding too much
time and she wasn’t remitting much bar (cash).
I was preparing for my second semester exams,
I do read in school at night. I was on my way
back home one day when some boys stopped
me and told me thier boss wanted to see me.
(wahala, wahala wahala~in portables voice)
I wanted to decline but was thr*eatened with a
knife. I peacefully followed them.
Thier boss looked at me and said,
“so na this small thing dey pipe my babe” ( does
this guy knows about the dragon sword? stop
playing ~ ola of Lagos voice)
I was in deep thoughts because I don’t know the
guy or his babe. I replied,
” baba mi I no know you or your babe ooo”
He angrily looked at me, smiled and,
“I saw you taking her out of a party to your
house”
I shouted,
“ahhhha Boss I never knew she was your
girlfriend if I had known I wouldn’t have even
talked to her”
He asked,
” so she never tell you say she get boyfriend abi”
I replied stuttering,
“boss weee ha….ha..ha…haven’t discussed
anything relating to relationship”C
He turned, looked and me and said in a low
tune,
” this we*rey dey speak English hand never
touch you abi”
I replied,
” no boss no be so oo have mercy, sympathy
senior man”
he turned to one of his boys and said
” mercy? him dey ask for mercy. You never talk
about relationships with my babe but you just
dey pipe my sweet Linda~
I cut in_ baba nah just once
~chai you get mind. Your mind strong and your
mind go dey today. You know who I be for this
campus wai you get mind dey chop my food my
slim sweet Linda(chai he shouted)”
The guy started crying. it was so dramatic and
crazy at the same time. Why is he crying am the
one that’s supposed to be crying not him. (you
dey whine Jesus~portables voice)
It was down on me that I have reached my final
bus stop and it’s time to say my last prayers. I
wished I listened to my mom when she told me
to avoid women. (WOMEN)
His boys gave me the beating of my life. I was
flogged throughout the night and tied to a tree.
They took turns pouring candle wax on my
body.
The guy bought energy drink for me and said, (
MAKE ENERGY NO FINISH FOR MY BODY)
“its still a long night and we still got a lot to do.
By the time am done with you if you hear Lin
before they mention da you go don Japa comot.
(chai Hardguy what have you gotten yourself
into)
These dude brought a candle and started to
pour the wax on my innocent dragon sword. I
was in so much pain. I made a promise to God
that if I survived this tribula*tion am changing
my ways.
The next morning they gave me back my
clothes and told me they just spared my life
because I was lucky cause the last guy that
tried what I did has gone to to meet his maker.
I said to the dude,
” boss thanks for this correction I go enter street
and mind my business i no go ever near your
babe again or anything relating to you”
He replied,
” when no be say you don loose your senses. try
am nah if you no meet your maker then my
name no be JAGUN. Oya smile and jazz out
from here”
I stood up faked and forced a smile and
thanked them. I was limping till I got to the main
road board a bike home.
I met Cynthia worriedly waiting for me. I told her
to pay the bike man outside because they
collected all the money on me and also
collected my phone.
Cynthia came in and saw me laying on the floor
and asked,
” Hardguy what happened I have been worried
since last night you didn’t come back home and
your line was switched off. What happened why
are you looking like someone that fought 3rd
world war. Besides one of your girls came
yesterday night her name was Linda.”
I shouted,
“ahha them send her?” ( which kind problem be
this)
Cynthia replied,
“but the babe fine oo she is a nice catch”
I looked at Cynthia in a bombastic way and
said,
” she isn’t a good catch but my worst catch”
I explained everything to her. She felt pity for
me. she boiled water and pressed my body. She
called my other school mom and told her I was
robbed while returning from class yesterday.
My school mom came they both did all they
could and took care of me.
(fine boy advantages)
Exams that semester was hell for me. I just tried
and pushed through with it. I didn’t go back
home for holidays because my body wasn’t in
good shape. I just cooked up a twisted story to
why am not coming for the holidays. ( kukuruku
cook that thing 😁)
Dorcas was really caring throughout the period.
She gave me 30k from her savings to get a new
phone. Ella on the the other hand was just
avoiding my billings I later got to know she was
preparing for her wedding.(nice for her). My
school mom who gave me her apartment sent
me a new phone and iPhone 8plus.
During the holidays I was indoors because
everybody had gone home for vacation. I
started to relate with my neighbor an igbo boy (
Chidi) he was always at home and wasn’t a
student. (chop life geng)
He stays at home morning till night but the dude
looks so rich I just concluded he was into Yahoo
Yahoo. But I think I was wrong.
What happens next?
Hardguy
